Monday, November 20, 2006

Proud to be an American

Sometimes my country makes me so proud that I just need to puff my chest out like a bald eagle. What have we done do make me bust my buttons, check out below.

I know most of you do not remember, but a few years ago there was a small subdued crime and trial about this obscure athlete, think popular breakfast drink, who was accused of murdering his ex-wife and her gentleman friend.

Well, this media shy sportsman has dedicated his life to searching high and low for the real killer. If you study his search pattern, he must suspect the true killer is a caddie. Well, for the first time ever Mr. Juice has done something very tacky. Although he swears that he is not the murderer, he was going on Fox TV to say IF he had done it, this is how he would have killed them. So his children were going to be exposed to how hypothetically their daddy could have killed their mommy. How horrible! How truly horrible. And it seems that I am not the only one who feels this way, hence the being all proud thing. There was such a backlash that Fox, which has aired shows that pitted elephants and dwarves and Temptations Island, has canceled the show. Not only that, but they have canceled the book as well. This second bit is going to cause them to lose a lot of money since the books have already been printed. But people uproared and they were heard.

So if you will excuse me now, I need to put on some Lee Greenwood while I sew a flag onto something

Joie de Vivre ~ A Hearty Joy of Living!


O272 said...

I remember watching the white Bronco chase on TV...and then tearing myself away because I had to go to my high school graduation! ;)

I'm surprised Fox backed out of that. Glad, but surprised.

Just Me said...

I was working overseas watching El Blanko Bronko on a British Super channel. Once in a while Fox does something suprising!